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An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.
Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
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1. the things that satisfy us all.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
Man: I am so stressed out.
Friend: Sounds like you need some pussy, weed, and alcohol.
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Short term memory loss caused by the consumption of large quantities of alcohol leading to the inebriated state of the individual and causing them to act in a manner that would be deemed 'socially inappropriate'. Individuals suffering from this condition usually experience feelings of alarm when presented with witness accounts or photographic evidence of their exploits.
"Man you were wasted last night!"
"Ha ha oh shit was I? What did I do?"
"Something with a dog I think... I can't remember"
"Fuck, I don't remember a dog"
"Man, I think you have Alcohol- induced amnesia..."
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Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.
"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"
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A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.
Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.
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A person who has a severe alcohol problem in which they try to hide by calling it "classy". Most classy alcoholics are short and fat, due to lack of excersize and unhealthy eating habits and they are either from Jersey or pretend to be from Jersey (Snooky from The Jersey Shore). This term is used to mask a persons alcoholic behaviors from public ridicule and avoid interference from family members and friends who are trying to help. Common characteristics of a classy alcoholic are sleeping thoughout the day and staying up all night, consuming massive amounts of alcohol on religious days such as sundays, wearing clothing that is entirely too tight which shows every lump of a persons body, loud and belligerent public behavior, streams of cuss words when on the phone (especially with family members), rude and pigheadedness, and the belief that they are a princess when in fact, they are no more than fat, annoying, people who talk shit about others in order to cover up that they have a drinking problem and they hate their lives. Classy alcoholics can trip and fall without spilling one drop of their SoCo (Southern Comfort) which can be beneficial at times. The lack of true friends and pain of living a promiscuous and loveless life will eventually kill the classy alcoholics faster than the eminent alcohol poisoning in their futures.
D'anna: No one can have any of my SoCo! It's Sunday night and it's time for me to drankkk! It's okay though because I'm a classy alcoholic.
The world: What a dumb fat bitch. I hope she gets hit by a car.
D'anna: I DGAF what you people say!
The world: Obviously, because if you did you would have laid off the Mcdonalds 3 years ago.
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When a casual smoke means hitting a 5 footer and goin easy on the booze means 24 or less.
Someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. That is a Bong Tokin Alcoholic.
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