October 2

October 2 is the day a boy give a girl that he likes a hoodie. After he gives the girl the hoodie he has to hug her like a boyfriend and girlfriend hug.

On October 2 all boys should not be scared to give the girl he like his hoodie.

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Cars 2

The greatest movie ever, only can be used in a scale of how great things are

"On a scale of The Godfather to Cars 2, how was your latest Phone Call?"
- Verizon Customer Support

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diablo 2

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

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december 2

give a single your hoodie day

its december 2, so i have to give a single person my hoodie

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2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely

Look at zacks 2 inches

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sims 2

A video game in which you control famlies, design houses, decorate houses, ect.

While playing the Sims 2:

Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Making my sim burn down his house

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October 2

National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.

Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.

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