Cars 2

The greatest movie ever, only can be used in a scale of how great things are

"On a scale of The Godfather to Cars 2, how was your latest Phone Call?"
- Verizon Customer Support

44👍 5👎

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.

Chicken Tenders

The Whitest food possible

"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand

Trevor Lee

Imagine all of the Bloody Shits you have ever had.

"Mom, I just layed down a fat Trevor Lee"