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balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 02, 2017


Balloon Knot

Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”

Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl

by thErealCooleditor July 08, 2019


balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle

I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.

by 69niglord April 22, 2018


Kane is a balloon

When your head is a balloon

Kane is a balloon

by Owestollie May 27, 2019


"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023


Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022


cum balloon

when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity

oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon

by russian mafia boss lvl 99 March 18, 2021