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An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...
"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.
"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question
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Most men and some females loves to crack beaver
"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"
Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"
Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"
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Another term for labias, such as vagina lips.
1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
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A hairy poon tang.
Yea she was hot but she had a hairy beaver.
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What you see when someone's jeans are too low and they are not wearing a pube protector
"Hey Becky, these jeans are designed to shape and lift my beaver cleavage"
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The act of gaining an upskirt view of a female through covert action for the purpose of discerning whether the target is wearing undergarments. (If the answer is no, you done shot yourself a beaver skippy).
"Dude, I was at the mall today. I rode up the escalator for an hour and shot like 3 beavers."
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when a person slaps or hits a girl in the lower abdomen right above her vagina
Jenny bent over in pain when she was beaver slapped
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