Biscuit

1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day

1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"

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Biscuits

Teeth that look like a bunch of ugly biscuits.

OMG, you guys! Look at that girls biscuits! Yikes!

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biscuit

- when a Marlow does a good deed approved by a Neda, then a biscuit, (point system for future units of compensation) are rewarded.

Fixing the Sharon is worthy of a biscuit.

Biscuits can be loving, filling, shocking and/or slightly annoying and funny.

For example; a soggy finger shoved into another person's ear, followed by laughter and annoyance.

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Biscuit

a person without arms or legs

i just got some new midget porn where this dude does a biscuit

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biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

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Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".

"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."

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earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

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