Random
Source Code
Random
That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty
“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”
The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
Using ones sewing machine whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
Blind brings together the best players to compete on gaming’s biggest stages. We are a team of passionate and skilled gamers. To also mention our clan contains skilled gamers that go by certain names, our members our, BlindEddie(Founder), BlindAdam(co- leader), Blind_hafa(co-leader) and BlindKilla(co-leader).Every Friday Blind will have zone wars on the clans own map. Also, the clan may host events like arena, scrims, clan wars, Blind Friday, and 1v1 tournaments.
If you want to be noticed by Blind Clan use #blindclanrcon Yt and instagram