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You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty
“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”
The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
No joke, walked out of the 19th Hole, and went Phoenician Blind...110 in the shade!
The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark
"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."
When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!