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You know those shitty little ornaments you buy your least favourite aunties and uncles for xmas? Chances are they say "Made in China" on the base. The thing is, China is well known for churning out endless amounts of crap that nobody gives a monkey about.
So there you have it. No China Syndrome = No Bullshit
Guy 1: Justin Bieber is the greatest singer of all time
Guy 2: Dude, No China Syndrome hahaha
Guy 1: No really, he's so mega talented and I'm like his biggest Bielieber
Guy 2: Go die, prick
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Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points
Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test
A sexual move involving four people, including at least one Asian. For maximum pleasure allow for two girls and two guys. The move is executed by putting yourselves in girl/guy/girl/guy order on a staircase. You place a girl facing up the stairs on her knees. She is giving head to a guy lying on his back on the stairs. His face then connects to the next girl as he eats her out. The girl that is getting eaten out then gives head to the final guy. This gives the allusion of the great wall of china. An Asian is completely necessary.
-Hey Tyler, you wanna go make the great wall of china with abbey and Brynn?
- No man we gotta get a chinese chick.
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a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.
Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."
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To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.
"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."
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An eatery where food is cooked by china people, greasily, in an oriental style and may be taken away (Verb - To Chinky)
"Where's the nearest China shop? I'm dyin' for a chinky, me"
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Trump-China Diplomacy is a form of fallacious logic/diplomacy applied by Trump to blame China for any/all of the shortcomings of the United States global and economic policies. This form of logic appeals to the idea that Americans are being overtaken by China on all fronts, and is used to blame China for the downfall of American infrastructure, technology and the economy while avoiding valid questions entirely. Used without supporting facts, evidence, generally instills hatred against the Chinese while widening the diplomatic gap between our nations and provides no effective solution or approach to fix the problem in question. Not to be confused with actual, evidence based facts of how the Chinese are abusing American Economic Policies for their own benefit.
Speaker 1: How would you seek to promote the economic growth of the United States and its markets abroad?
Trumpian Speaker: The United States used to be a great country! We had exports to almost every part of the world. But now, nobody wants to buy our products! China's market has grown exponentially greater than ours! They are destroying our economy! I looked at my toilet paper this morning while I was using the restroom, and it said in fine print along the border "Made in China". We need to do something about this Chinese threat! And if you elect me I will fix this, I guarantee it!!
Savvy American: This Trump-China Diplomacy is sure to bring disaster to our nation.
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