Go Commit Die

For when you want someone to kill themselves but you bad grammar.

Me: Go commit die
You: You are hallucinating again aren't you, George? Stop being an idiot say kys.

Commit an oof

To ignite your lightsaber backwards

Bro, don't commit an oof

Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!

Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there

commitment

Central Cee once said: I got commitment issues

I got commitment issues 🐴🐴 if ykyk

commitment's

Go do something just do it

commitment's in your relationship your girlfriends waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

go commit air not entering lung area

Another way of saying kys

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old