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Like Prairie doggin'. When you have to poop so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. At the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. A slight blot.
"Dude, I am way past the warning farts. I am straight up blottin' cotton."
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For a girl to be on her period.
(coined from using a tampon)
GOD Lindsey is being such a BITCH! I bet she's "Stuffing Cotton"!!
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When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.
Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.
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Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.
Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??
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slang or crew term for Oxycontin.
Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"
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The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse
To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking
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Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.
Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew
Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.
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