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Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.
Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.
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slimy and sweaty feeling you get when you are either walking around in the sun, sleeping in the afternoon during summer, or refuse to shower. This disgusting occurance that resembles a bog occurs in the crotch region, hence: bog crotch.
"man, i fell asleep in my car yesterday." -josh
"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate
"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh
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A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.
The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.
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video chat in which the camera is angeled at his/her crotch region.
hey, jamaal, did you see that crotch cam on chatroulette?
yah, shabaaz, that shit was wack.
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Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.
"She pulled on his crotch taffy."
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Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
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A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).
The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.
The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.
Man, I crotch zombied Steve real bad in the elevator the other day.
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