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When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
pussy ass neighborhood oe is better and raquel is the best eater there and hamdi lives there too
“ yo woodka is north deering better” nah oeg 4L
this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.
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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.
Stop deering- Dude you’re deering right now.
Deering: To Deer
To pick apart fresh things callously.
The Chad imposed himself and started "Deering" your new relationship.
A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?