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When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!
this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.
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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
pussy ass neighborhood oe is better and raquel is the best eater there and hamdi lives there too
“ yo woodka is north deering better” nah oeg 4L
When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.
When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.