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The Corbyn Defense

Used by member's of Britain's right wing Conservative Party as a last resort when they have no valid defense or comeback; especially during Prime Minister's Question Time.

Weak leader Rishi Sunak seems particularly fond of using it despite the argument being largely irrelevant now as Jeremy Corbyn no longer sits as a Labour party member.

Background:
The animosity towards Jeremy Corbyn stems from a successful smear campaign orchestrated by the Conservative party, especially during the 2019 election campaign where it was aided by the UK's overwhelmingly right wing media including the supposedly neutral BBC.

Example of The Corbyn Defense:

"Let's not forget that the opposition wanted Corbyn as Prime Minister"

by SerpyDerpy January 27, 2023


Borat defense

To blame a crime committed on your wife.

My client would like to plead the Borat defense.

by RealTrey19 May 18, 2024


Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022


The McFly defense

A defense used for charges of indecent exposure. First used in Davenport case where a man had his wife testify that he was not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.

I got off the charges using the McFly defense

by The real Lappy May 26, 2010


Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do

Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”

by Will4021 October 25, 2023

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Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 29, 2020


Mad Defensive

Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.

Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*

by Spambow April 3, 2016