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Vagina defense

The super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter.

Never penetrated.

It looks like he's blocking all of those shots.

Yes, he does have good vagina defense.

by Mr.Movado October 5, 2011


Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 29, 2020


Bullfighter Defense

When the player on defense is afraid of the ball and gets out of the way when the opposing team runs by, similar to a bullfighting matador

Despite all the practice, many of the players on the team use bullfighter defense.

by Midnight polarbear March 7, 2013


Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass March 6, 2018


Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 3, 2022


Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro

I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me

by thisuernameisunavailable March 13, 2023


the brian defense

a defensive strategy implemented in NHL '10 that involves playing all players back in order to avoid a skunking (aka mercy).

Matt scored 3 goals in the first 30 seconds. Jared then employed the brian defense and lost the game 3-0.

by killa Brand v3 February 1, 2010