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When one is possessed by a demonic presents so that he/she cannot stop drinking. Often results with the possessed individual in a deep coma like state craving more alcohol.
Side affects may include: Chundering, proclaiming love, attempt to down copious amounts of alcohol ie. pitchers, fishbowls and yards, and severe memory loss.
Person 1: brah, you we're wasted.
Person 2: You were possessed by the booze demon
Person 3: Hand me that drink
Person 1 & 2: Mother of god, he's still possessed!!!!!
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A long horse faced, warped bodied, devilish human being. Its chin does not exist. There is nothing where the chin should be, except something we call a "Satan's Crevasse". It feeds off of small children, mostly boys, and their penises. Its mouth represents a herpes infested black hole from hell. It badly wishes it had a chin like a normal person, unlike the fucked up creature it is. If you show it one ounce of acceptance, the damn thing will follow you and envy your chin and social skills. (It lacks social skills, as well as a chin) NEVER EVER LOOK ONE IN THE EYE, its chin will suck you into a vortex from another dimension where only chinless people exist.
Yeah, uha you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it CHINLESS!
Chinless demon would say something like- "Look at that little boy over there, I wanna sexify it"
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The BEST Band in the World! They rule! Ryan you are the Master! They Growl, The Rule, lmfao, omg! I love DH!
Did you get Summer of Darkness yet? It's awesome. But their Self titled Album was better! www.demonhunter.net www.demonhunter.net/forums I am the Mage
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In order to perform a Detroit demon you need:
1. a Bible
2. a cucumber
3. a life sized replica of Christopher Reeve
4. an Emu
5. a priest and a buddhist monk
6. A girl willing enough to have the detroit Demon performed on her.
First you must listen to the song "Stan" by Eminem backwards there by evoking the spirit of Stan. Stan will appear and say "I will grant you three wishes if you suck my d*ck" perform the fellatio and wish for a Mcdonalds apple pie, Hitler 'stach and some a fresh pair of some Retro Jordans. The combination of these items will summon John Lennon A.K.A the Demon of Christmas past. Now you must go to the girl with the bible. Open in it to Leviticus 31 and there you will see some words, dont mind those just use the bible to beat the girl into unconsciousness. While knocked out perform the Detroit Nightmare on her, but instead of a penis us the cuccumber. She will wake up upset and the demon John Lennon will possess her.In her body he will being to have a three-some with the replica of Christopher Reeve and your Emu. THIS IS IMPORTANT: call the priest and the monk, all of you must perform the ancient are of bukkake upon the body of the girl and anyone else that may be present, regardless of their age. The demon will the body and the girl will become a Succubus and Suckyonuts.
Son, their is something i have to tell you.....last night i did the Detroit Demon to your sister.
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A Steamin' Demon is when you take not one but two steaming turds, freshly dropped, and stuff them into your partners ears. This action resembles a demon with horns.
Billy was being naughty so his parents tied him up and gave him a Steamin' Demon!
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Semen Demon (Noun)
One who takes in great amounts of sperm.
Has lots of sex.
Also known as a whore, slut, slore, and hoe.
Yo! Where my semen demon dawg?
That bitch is a semen DEMON!
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A peculiar cat, of fluffy origins, usually grey with white footy pajamas, that answers to the names Pecolia, Pepito, Little Monkey, Kittles, etc. This cat tends to be slightly crazy in the night, and may attack your FACE.
1) Dayum, yo! Look at that crazeee hiss demon lookin at me like im a wabamity. R S V P !!?1!
2) Fuck YO couch nigga, look at that hiss demon checkin me OWT
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