cock diesel

The black, sweet-tasting, ejaculatory elixir which many African cultures believe a man emits if he correctly enunciates the arcane word 'Dukdukhjjuutybuqu' upon orgasm.

"I'm afraid your wife will die within 5 hours."
"Nah it's alright doc, i'll just pump her full of cock diesel and she'll be right as rain."

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suckin diesel

1 Having a great day, generally feeling good about ones self.

2 To fellate the star of pitch black

See www.suckin-diesel.net

1 Q How you doing?
A oh im suckin diesel!

2 Giving head to vin diesel

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Sour Diesel

When you hitting a girl from behind and starting edging so you swap to her ass and then empty your load

Yeah dude last night I was going in hard and I was like fuck it imma sour diesel this bitch 🤷 ♂️

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The Vin Diesel

The act of drawing a face on your penis, taking a picture of it, and sending it to someone.

So this crazy chick kept texting requests for pictures so I broke out the sharpie and gave her the Vin Diesel.

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dirty diesel

this is a gay sex act involving 3 guys. one man ejaculates into another mans butt. then the 3rd man does that same man in the ass. the receiving man then farts releasing a cloud of cum-laced "diesel fumes" which covers the bodies of the other two guys who are known as the "dirty diesel boys"

hey guys, this rainbow club is pretty hoppin' but wanna go back to my place and do the dirty diesel? you guys can be the boys if you want

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Diesel Inc

the true custom power to the maximum

dude i had my hummer tricked out by diesel inc in the desert

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Diesel Bunny

A prostitute specializing in the servicing of over-the-road truck drivers, usually working at overnight truck stops or rest areas. See also lot lizard

I'm runnin' until I get to the Flying J tonight to get me a little diesel bunny fur.

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