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Getting tea bagged by a dog.
The esteemed judge at the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship Dog Show picked the Best in Show using her tried and true formula: breed quality, coat, musculature, bite, and, to break ties, best doggy bagging.
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Double doggy is to partake in a session of dogging with a friend of the same sex
Hey Sarm, fancy going up the park tonight to see if any sluts are up for a bit of double doggy? Bring your green hat.
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v. intrans.
What conservative religious American presidents do to the world during their mandate.
It is better to get your oval orifice a mouthpiece and lie about it then to doggy-style the world into insanity.
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This is when you start fancying little dogs. Very common in the small town of Pickering in northern England. Chihuahua's are a prime candidate for bum raping by the people of Pickering.
Wow! Look at that doggy. Its so small and tight. Ummmm!!!! Tasty!!! I wannna lick its little ass so I can eat the crumbly shit!
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Icing on the cake finishing act to doggie-style sex, a good wheelbarrow or any other generally degrading sexual act where you wait to cum and then cum in a dog bowl - then make the girl crawl on all fours or wheelbarrow her to the bowl and have her lick the bowl until clean
So I wheelbarrowed her for a while and then let her rest while I finished doggy-style - the drug her over by her hair and gave her a doggie bowl...
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The RKO/ FINISH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!! of all the sex moves, ladies know this more than anyone else. Typically known as most men and women’s favorite position however it’s the one given the least attention too because guys lose their shit when in it, but who could blame them. After a few minutes in this position, your partner can be found having what appears to be a seizure ....it’s okay he’ll recover.
Person 1: I just want someone to hit it doggy-style for at least 10 min is that too much to ask
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
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Doing anal doggy style and when you pull your penis out you have poo on the tip or on the whole of your penis
Hey man I was having anal with my girl and when I pulled it out she had doggy dooed all over my penis
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