Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

Glazed Donut

When you cum on the butthole of someone instead of the inside

Sorry babe, I gave you a glazed donut

Dungin Donuts

or "Dung in Donuts"
Doughnuts that have dung as a filling. The dung fillings can be elephant dung, civet dung, cattle dung, monkey dung, or even human dung.

There's a horrendous smell from Dungin Donuts.

Meat Donut

Another fine euphemism for the old birth canal, the fishwrinkle, the snatch, the fleshy female fun bag, the pleasure inny. (ie. the Vagina)

The man inserts his penis into the woman's (let's call her Charis) Meat Donut. 9 months later, a baby comes back out the woman's (let's call her Charis again) Meat Donut and the man is nowhere in sight.

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Donut Challenge

𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗯:

It’s a challenge in which a group of people stack donuts on their dick. The person who can stack the most is considered to be the winner.

“𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸, 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿“

“𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴“
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Person 1: What’s the donut challenge

Person 2: it’s when a group of people stack donuts on their dicks

Person 1-: “𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 donut-challenge!!??“

Person 2-: “𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 5 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨!!“

Person 1-: 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜

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mouth donut

A particularly bushy, dense goatee, in the shape of a circle around the guy's mouth. So-called because it resembles a chocolate frosted doughnut. Popular with frat boys (goes well with a cinched brimmed baseball cap) and baseball players.

Kevin Youkilis of the Red Sox shaved off his mouth donut for charity.

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jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

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