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An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.
The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
Liking your own Facebook status is a douchebag tell.
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shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.
The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.
shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.
Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?
shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!
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An immature and politically incorrect nickname for our emotionally immature and generally incorrect 45th POTUS.
My ten-year-old christened him with the name, “Douchebag in Chief” - and it stuck!
Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.
He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
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We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That
Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive
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One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.
One who has transcended to a near unachievable plane of douchebaggery. This douchebag is considered extremely rare, and "not of this world". They are more appropriately labeled as "not of this solar system", or "Galactic". Achieving this level of douchebaggery is widely accepted as only theoretically possible.
Paul: "What the fuck is wrong with THAT asshole"?
Mike: Bro, don't even try to figure it out. Justin is a douchebag on a "galactic scale"....or Justin is a "Galactic douchebag".
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