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obviously only exists in Disney movies. or when you are reading a children's book.
and they lived happily ever after.
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The color of Misha Collins' eyes.
Person 1: What color are Misha's eyes?
Person 2: They're the bluest blue to ever blue, ya idjit.
A popular series of YouTube videos in which a kid named Jack videotapes the explosive temper tantrums, shouting matches, and other bad behavior of his older brother Steven. The original video has over 66 million views, and is notorious for showing Steven strip down to his boxers in a rage and shove a remote into his rear. The authenticity of the videos is uncertain, with some convinced that the videos are real, while others think the videos are acted.
Typical YouTube comments for Greatest Freak Out Ever:
"What the heck?"
"This kid needs to be beaten up."
"fake"
"fake and gay"
"fake"
"Who cares if it's fake just watch the damn video!"
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Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
These are traditional words of condolence in my family over death.
Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
What your ex calls you after he/she realizes that you are the best he/she will ever have, because you treated them so damn good when you were together. No one will ever compare.
As her new boyfriend, my job is to be the best she's every had or will ever have, so she'll one day call me her best ex ever (B.E.E.). She'll be ruined on all other guys henceforth.
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Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.
"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999
People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
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Queen. You can't argue against it.
Yo, man. Queen is the greatest band ever.
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