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Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.

Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!

by YourBoobJob February 25, 2011

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Tusk Fairy

A Large Ginger sweat monster with her front teeth missing.Usually of little importance in the office but has pulled the conclusion out of her arse that she is in charge of the company.

Man i just walked into work an OMG the tusk fairy nearly got me!

by Dream God May 12, 2009

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toothbrush fairy

When Peyton Oliver shoves a toothbrush in his asshole while drunk

Bro I watch him pull a toothbrush fairy

by Dick2473935427883 May 12, 2022

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pick fairy

The Pick Fairy is a fairy that steals your guitar/bass picks whenever you're not watching.

You: Where did all of my picks go? I had like 100 of them yesterday!
Me: It's the pick fairy man, always stealing your shit

by EnsiGeetard June 1, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fairy bug

1. A fairy of some kind
2. A friendly nickname for a homosexual person, particularly males. Not meant to be insulting.

You're such a cute little fairy bug!

by Kym February 8, 2005

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rose fairy

The menstrual period women are forced to suffer through each month.

My visit from the rose fairy happened a little late this month.

by Populace August 4, 2005

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Tooth Fairy

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

by John W Booth April 9, 2010

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