German Kiss

When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.

“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”

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German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

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German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

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German pancake

Ejaculating on your partners stomach then either sun drying or heating with a blow-dryer. Then feeding them said Ejaculatant .

Terry is a filthy slut. She let me give her a german pancake.

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German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

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German Cheesecake

The sexual act of eating out a girl after going ass to pussy.

*The faint traces of fecal matter and precum mixed with the vaginal fluids are what produce its signature taste

"Ay man, me and Alyssa were feeling kinky last night and I gave her a German Cheesecake."

"Every time Tyrell gives a girl a German Cheesecake, he always feels the need to fuckin tell everyone about it"

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German Elevator

When two partners spread their buttcheeks and one partner poops into the other partners' butthole.

After an exquisite dinner, we went back to my place and performed the German Elevator. Then we danced.

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