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When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
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This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.
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The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
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French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.
"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"
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When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.
Guy 1 - hey man wanna try the Glazed Strawberry Donut
Guy 2 - hell yeah
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De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.
"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."
When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed