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Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"
-John Bolton
A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent
Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade
The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face
When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.
Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.
G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?
All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.
“End Scene”
When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.
Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.