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Gypsy Tea

Tea with random things added to it to make you feel better when you are sick. Like a Hot Toddy, liquor is the number one ingredient that makes tea "gypsy tea" and rum, whiskey and brandy are the most common types added. The alcohol numbs pain and makes you pass out. Other things frequently added are cloves, orange juice, honey, zinc, vitamin c or tinctures of things like elderberry or Echinacea. Any home remedy can go into gypsy tea. Gypsy lore says all kinds of things cure sicknesses (depending on what Gypsy you talk to). They might put in weird analgesic's, shrooms, strange poultice's, eyelashes, shoelaces of an elderly man, lizard tails or who knows what. Don't ever buy tea from a Gypsy unless you are willing to go to spirit world for a few days.

I am very sick with a headache, sore throat, aches, cough and runny nose. I am going to make up a batch of Gypsy Tea and drink it until I pass out. Hopefully I will feel better in the morning when I return from my Gypsy Tea la la land aka Spirit World.

by outlawjo November 02, 2013


fist a gypsy

An evolved (and much funnier) version of flippity jippity after being widely used for a while.

I cannot find it in the store so I fist a gypsy and ta-da!! Now I have a can holder.

by r0mats September 24, 2021


Fist a gypsy

A largely known subsidiary of FTIJPI's fippy jippy.

Coined by the elite among us twitted and twaffled at by many!

May all your fippitys be jippity.

Drive two minutes to the hardware store to purchase a couple dollars worth of drainage fittings??? Not on my watch … I’ll (consentually) fist a gypsy before I let that happen .. two minutes of cad in fusion and 12 hours printing later we arrive at our destination..

by Moonraker69 September 24, 2021


Gypsy Wipsy

Woah, don’t even go there bro. One of the worst things you can be called.

Friend 1: You are a Gypsy Wipsy
Friend 2: Wow, I’m done. We’re not friends anymore.

by Reggie McDickerson February 06, 2018


Gypsy Gripper

Much the same as the infamous Dutch rudder only the Gypsy people won’t play with those who are not related. To make it an authentic Gypsy gripper tears must be used as lubricant.

My family are big advocates of the Gypsy gripper.

by Medi1 September 20, 2020


skunk gypsy

A guy that goes down on his girl when she's passed out from drinking to much

Oh! I went down on my girl last after we been drinking! " Martin you nothing but skunk gypsy."

by Longduckdawg December 20, 2016


gypsy moth

Little bitch moths, the caterpillars devour any tree leaf they can get to but prefer deciduous especially oak.

They are kept under control by a disease that causes them to climb up as high as they can where their brains explode and spread the disease to caterpillars below them.

Person 1: why are all the trees around here dead
Person 2: the gypsy moths got out of control last year and ate all the leaves
Person 1: dam that's wacked up to
Person 2: facts

by Rromerr May 12, 2020