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Arms that lack any muscle tone; possibly related to spending too much time focusing on wizardry and not on getting swole.
"No more Harry Potter arms, bro. It's time to get in the gym and start making some gains."
-Rubeus Hagrid
Boris Pavlikovsky says with his Russian accent to Theo Decker at the school bus. Used for calling a guy who wears glasses, especially guy with round glasses.
A: hA! Harry Potter!
B: -chuckles- atleast you're not wrong
When you are trying to have sly sex with your parents in the house with the TV on.
We are going to have some Harry Potter time
To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!
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Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
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a gangbang is a gangbang made up of 7 men and one woman. this isn't a gangbang in the traditional sense but rather one where the men take it in turns, one at a time. the order in which the men take their turn is done vaguely by penis size (the two compulsory positions are shortest first and longest fifth). these sorts of gangbangs are normally characterised by the female component getting tired after the fourth guy and the seventh guy verging on impotence. also the sixth should make her cry.
Guy1: wanna be part of my weekly gangbang?
Guy2: what kind of gangbang?
Guy1: it's gonna be a harry potter gangbang?
Guy2: No way. they take ages. plus aren't you getting a bit old for that shit.
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You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.
Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)
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