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Person 1:Help I now know you can eat frozen semen because of urban dictionary
Person 2: TF? That website is weird AF
Person 3: FR
Help me Urban Dictionary is weird
The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass
ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
What ever happened to that guy? I thought about making a video about it and trying to find the guy and do what you wouldn't but I don't have the resources for that... And I don't want to.... And it would be funnier to wield the horde against my enemies... Because I don't give a shit about helping people anymore, that's for damn sure hahahahahaha!
Hym "I'm still waiting on a follow up about that guy you didn't help. Is he... Is he dead? Did he kill himself? You got to stop promulgating that ideology of yours. YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MaNy PeOpLe It'S kIlLiNg 😫 Ha! That's funny. I'm funny. Hey, I've been sitting on this one for a while now. You want to hear it? I really wish I'd get the chance to uses these in person but whatever. Ok. You ready? Here it goes: 'I would have asked for help but all saw what happened to the last guy!' Get it? 'We all saw what happened to the last guy.' That was a good one. Man, I've had that since like day one. Is it easier now that I'm not 'grateful?' You feel better? You looked a little choked up. Shit, how long has it been since I threw my laundry in? God is it hard to keep track of time without electricity. Last day of the month though. Which means I only have to take shitty orders for one more day! Oh, and did you see the weekend content thing? Totally untapped market. See how full of shit Steven was with the knife guy thing? They be stabbing up muggers lately. Alright. Running out of characters. Gtg love you byyyyyye!
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A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!
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A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.
♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪
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This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie
Are you trying to help me grow a beard