Health Horse

A method of living a healthy lifestyle including eating well and exercising. Most suitable when one has not been practicing healthy living previously.

"I am out of shape and my blood pressure is getting high. It's time to get my life back on course. It's time to ride the Health Horse.

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

horse level

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.

I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick

Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast

"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

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horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

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Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

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