Boneless Ice

It's basically just water

"Hey dude, can some boneless ice"
" Ya fam, I got you"

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Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

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iced up

Iced up means that you are wearing diamonds from your dome to your kicks...Possibly even have a diamond coming out your chocolate starfish

Jay-Z's 700k watch makes him iced up , baby!

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ICE COLD!

It whats cooler than being cool.

andre 3000: Alright now fellas
fellas: YEAH?
andre 3000: Whats cooler than bein' cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!
andre 3000: I cant hear ya, I said, whats cooler than bein cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!!!

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Ice facial

Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.

I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!

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Icing the Log

When you take a dump and then cum on the turd.

I was at Applebee's last week and took the biggest dump ever.. I was so horny that I then proceeded to rub one out and it glazed the turd perfectly.. Icing the log like a champ!

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Ice Gook

A derogatory term coined by Canadians to reflect their inert racism against its Inuit native population. As seen in South Park Season 15 episode 03, Scott The Dick, calls an "Eskimo" an Ice Gook. They are known for building igloo's, sleeping with Huskies, robbing parked cars, drinking Lysol, huffing gas soaked rags, incest and fantastic whale blubber meat sauce on spaghetti. Fortunately this term is being taken back, so they quite often call themselves Ice Gooks, example:

IG1: "Yo my Ice Gook! Whats up?"

IG2: "Just stealing this car to take to auto pawn so I can bail my sister out, so she can call her ex-boyfriend and he can talk to his uncle about getting some weed."

IG1: "Dirty Ice Gook, get the fuck away from my car!"

IG2: "It was my uncle Henry man! Not me!"

There's a theory that the early mongoloid men of the ice age crossed the trans-Siberian ice bridge and these are their descendants. Just don't leave your mouthwash out around them, they like it better then peppermint schnapps.

Canadian #1: "Look at that fucking Ice Gook, sleeping all day, drinking all night, collecting welfare."

Canadian #2: "Hey I'm part Native, thats offensive!"

Canadian #1: "Well go seal hunting then you worthless Ice Gook!"

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