Boneless Ice

It's basically just water

"Hey dude, can some boneless ice"
" Ya fam, I got you"

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Ice Auger

VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".

JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!

Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

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iced up

Iced up means that you are wearing diamonds from your dome to your kicks...Possibly even have a diamond coming out your chocolate starfish

Jay-Z's 700k watch makes him iced up , baby!

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ICE COLD!

It whats cooler than being cool.

andre 3000: Alright now fellas
fellas: YEAH?
andre 3000: Whats cooler than bein' cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!
andre 3000: I cant hear ya, I said, whats cooler than bein cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!!!

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Ice facial

Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.

I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!

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Icing the Log

When you take a dump and then cum on the turd.

I was at Applebee's last week and took the biggest dump ever.. I was so horny that I then proceeded to rub one out and it glazed the turd perfectly.. Icing the log like a champ!

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