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jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz April 2, 2016

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jar squater

when a man sit on a glass sticks it in his butt and it breaks.he has to pick the glass out of his butt. what a dumbass

remember when when brady did the jar squater i heard theres still some glass in his ass.brady is a guy who lives on top of save easy.

by mr.buttcheeks March 13, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


clit in a jar

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female

yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke

by ACE uncle tony April 23, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tard Jar

Beyond regarded.

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.

by The Sofa King March 18, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jar of Dirt

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.

Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!

by Pedophile Santa June 2, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


jar job

Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).

Anthony loves his nightly jar job.

by Martyrdom November 25, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jar

looking at all of my friend Josh's definitions of green day song's...much have been fuckin high when he wrote this 1. left 2 pursue his dreams? the guy in the song, Jason Relva, died of a fuckin O.D. good job, josh!

my friend drove off the other day and now hes gone and all they say is u gotta live cause life goes on

by Mike_Dirnt September 5, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž