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the bestest friends ever! they love eachother and are the 2 most amazing girls ever! everyone thinks their hot
1: you know ashley
2: yeah the girl that is bffs with jennfier?
3: i love Ashley and Jennifer
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The phenomenon where to similar items are placed back to back. It is usually used to bring a vivid and disturbing visual to mind.
This is a direct reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream.
Mike: I looked up the new Mac Book air today, they have a picture of 2 of them Jennifer Connelly'd
Steve: Aw dude, that’s so wrong...
Mike: I know, right?
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an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.
Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.
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The freshest girl imaginable.
Guy 1: "Hey isn't that Jennifer Murray, the stalest girl imaginable?"
Observant Guy 2: "No, that's Jennifer Murray, the FRESHEST girl imaginable."
Guys 1 & 2: "SWEET." (Cue high five).
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tehehehhehehheheehhe my friend
Rae's bess frienn is jennifer rae
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Jennifer is a bad person to be around and not a nice friend so don’t hang out with her cause she got lice and got pimples so don’t be her friend
Omg Jennifer is so mean I’m not her friend
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highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.
Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.
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