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Sore Losers

A team that cries every time they lose.

The New England Patriots are sore losers. They cry and are very unprofessional on congratulating other teams that defeat them.

by Not So Perfect February 5, 2008

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loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle

I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!

by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


UD loser

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.

Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.

by Cnipur March 28, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.

Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...

by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Loser

A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.

Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*

by Gordon Freeman February 9, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.

"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."

by ebadeez October 25, 2010

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