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The most uselss major on earth, mostly taken by people who have no artistic ability but still want to be considered artist.
Art history major: ahh I love the arts but can't draw
Engineer major: you piece of shit
Art history major: you're so closed minded
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Major Ball Trippage (MBT) - a phrase typically applicable to something that is psychologically abnormal and confusing yet engrossing at the same time.
Inception, known for its fantastic cast, breathtaking special effects and major ball trippage, has the tendency to polarize the opinions of viewers: some will love it, others will hate it.
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
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The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.
Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.
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major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole
George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times
A minority who has entirely too much power and never shuts the fuck up.
No one is really sure why the silent majority calls themselves that, but it's believed to have a lot to do with their victim complex.
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1. Term used to describe new psychology majors who begin diagnosing every person around them.
2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.
3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.
1.
Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"
Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."
Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."
2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*
Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"
3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."
Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*
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