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An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?
A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
1. Any resident of Canada, especially Indian-Canadians.
2. Canadians who frequently travel between the U.S-Canada Border.
James: Hey Mark what is that long-haired brownie doing in Montana?
Mark: One of those f*cking Maple Mexicans coming across the border.
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Another name for weed or cannabis
Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce
Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!
Contains Protein,Vitamin A,Vitamin C,Iron,Pottasium
Mom,I Like Maple Syrup Flavor Pie Its Healthy!
Seriously?,Could someone eat this healthy.
Yes Mom.
Jimmy put maple butter on his cookie. It tasted like peak.
Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!