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a super kind-hearted and carefree gyaru girl cosplayer from the anime my dress up darling!! <3
kitagawa marin is my idol and i wanna be like her <3
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When Christian or Something needs to think longer and not answer right away
Ms.Dickerson told Christian to, “Let It Marinate”, because he said 8x8=88
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An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.
Brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last Sunday.
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The elite fighting unit better than all other brances of military, the most highly motivated and highly dedicated killers that will do anything that involves war. First to fight rather than sit on their asses like the army.
UOOORAGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Johnny went to the MARINE CORPS recruiting station to sign up
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The most bad-ass military division ever, first to fight,last to leave, "trained to fight,trained to kill,trained to die but never will." the most elite of all fighters. These soldiers make the Army look like boy scouts.
Person 1: Jon joined the infantry for the Marine Corps.
Person 2: geeze, the infantry? he is a bad mother fucker...
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the last person in the world you wanna fuck with. a Marine will rip your stomach out your ass and strangle you with it before you even relize what happpend.
jim: hey, wheres Austin?
mike: oh he step on a us Marines dress shoe and scuffed it.
Jim: oh shit hes a dead man.
Mike: was a dead man.
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So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.
Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.
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