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If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.
Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?
I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.
A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
Its a world wide event that lasts from 15:35 to 16:00 this event is very important we celebrate it everyday at 15:35 to 16:00
"Hey guys look what time it is, Its Mario time!"
A funny person, cute, loyal, and smart
Some people will take advantage of a Germany but this is does not care about them
Person: Oh hey crusty
:Mario Germany 🤷🏽
1) A sauce so good and delicious it makes anything taste incredible and godlike. It can also grant wishes
2) A godlike entity that watches over everyone and can do whatever the fuck it wants
3) Another word for cum
1) Yum thats some good mario sauce you got there!
2) Let us pray to the one and only mario sauce.
3) Yum thats some good mario sauce you got there!
1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
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Mario Flipping - experiencing the experience of mushrooms and ecstasy.
I was mario flipping at the Heyoka rave last night. I felt like I won the princess!
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