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the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.
Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?
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The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.
My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.
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80 earth pounds, unlike the rest of the world where it equals 14 pounds. This is due to the fact that people from Minnesota lie 'bout most everything and claim everything is from Minnesota
Mike: "Not only is Jimmy Carter from St. Paul, he weighs 2 stone."
Doug: "EU Stone?"
Mike: "Minnesota Stone, a slighly heavier variant of the EU Stone."
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The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work
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A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's
Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?
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when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.
you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker
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When a person is eating out a girl and it stink so bad that they vomit in her vagina and then staple it shut.
"I Minnesota Bag Lunched that Bitch"
"Thats Fucking Gross"
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