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A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
When a man shits in a girls asshole and mixes it with his dick. She then shits into a pan and they cook it and after its done they both cum all over it
Guy "Hey babe wanna make a Mississippi mud brownie"
Girl " sure it'll be fun and after we're done we can give it to Jeb"
A dirty deed indeed. The male must first start eating fried chicken with waffles, while simultaneously drilling the female anally. After a few minutes of relaxing the female's sphincter, the man should pull out, immediately followed by the female having explosive diarrhea everywhere (this can be aided by giving her a laxative and a chipotle burrito before hand). The bursts of fecal material coming from her anus will resemble oil shooting up from the ground.
Guy: Dude my girlfriend and I did the mississippi oil rig yesterday and completely destroyed my sheets.
Other guy: Why are you talking to me?
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Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.
Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!
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The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.
Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!
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A sexual term used when your love making partner grabs your testicles from behind and yanks them backwards until there stuck in your ass crack.
Billy was talking to his girlfriend Jenny during sex one night, he said to her "Forget the Dirty Sanchez baby, give me the Mississippi Bear Claw!"
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A sexual act performed by you and one of your buddies on an unsuspecting female. To pull off the Legendary Ghost Walk, one of the male participants proceeds to fuck a girl doggie style, having her face outside a window or opening. Your buddy is hiding in the closet completely naked waiting for the signal. You pull out of the girl pretending to shoot your load but in fact play it off as a false alarm. Your buddy then sneaks out of the closet and slides his dick into the girl. This is the most vital and difficult part of the procedure. You then sneak out of the room while your buddy continuously fucks the girl doggy style. If all goes well, you should walk outside and head toward the window. Once you are in the girls' line of sight, you nonchalantly wave and keep on walking past. The girl should then proceed to freak out, turn around and see that a different person has been banging her for the past five to ten minutes. With her in total shock, he should proudly blow his manchowder all over the girls face. Thus completing THE Mississippi Ghost Walk.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Chris and Ethan pulled off the Mississippi Ghost Walk on that girl from Ashland?
Guy 2: Yeah man! That is fucking legendary.
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