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A Pornographic video that is used to get over a bad case of the mondays.
Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!
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Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."
Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
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A rad band from SD, CA!
Band members include: Bernie, Gabe, Rubin, Robert.
Dude, the Monday's Alibi show was fuckin awesome!
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Day of the week that "taggers" (not graffiti writers) go out and tag.
"you ready for monday night?"
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When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!
Hey john wheres shawn at? Hahahha dude its black monday!!!
Oh yeah!!!!!!
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Having blue balls on a monday before noon.
10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.
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A mulatto male. If a Monday is a black male, then a Monday afternoon is a mulatto male.
Is that guy black or white? I think he is a Monday afternoon.
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