Chatch monkey

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious

Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona

Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.

This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady

field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

Talentless Monkey

Insult for a black person with no talent

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey

monkey flip

A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up

*Monkey flip*
*epic music playing in background*

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Throttle-monkey

Person who revs up the engine To disturb the peace

Just listen to that throttle-monkey revving that Motorcycle like there’s no tommorow.

hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.

Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"