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Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.
Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."
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A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam
"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"
The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
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A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh
Person 1: This is for Syria!
Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv
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Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.
Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel
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it’s December 25th, show a Muslim some love and give them a hug
today is national hug a Muslim day
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The statement that is said by Islamophobic people, and maybe Arabophobic people.
Refugee: "I love being Muslim in America"
Some Islamophobe: "I hate Muslims, fuck you"
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