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wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge
What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!
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"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
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Erikas favorite thing to do when alone
When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken
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When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
"Honey, would you mind giving me a little cuddle stroke? I had a really rough day."
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Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”
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An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.
Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.
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when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
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