oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

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Oral Sex

What people know to be "blow jobs" and "eating out"

Sexual stimulation to genitals from mouths

She gave him/her amazing oral sex last night

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oral sex

Anything to do with the mouth when it comes to sexual activity. Licking, sucking, using saliva and tongue to pleasure someone’s genitals. Completely safe, not possible to get pregnant, but do be careful you aren’t hurting your partner.

Jim: I had the best oral sex last night. I hope the chick enjoyed it too

James: What a night you had, I’ve never had oral sex, I bet it feels good
Jim: It feels amazing if she knows how to suck
James: LMAO

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orally inclined

-Prefers giving AND getting oral sex opposed to intercourse.

-Either is more interested in, gets more pleasure from, or is much more exprienced at mouth stimulation.

You're not orally inclined? Why do they still make you?

~That was great eating.~
But of course. I'm orally inclined.

-Whatever happened to |a feminine name here|?

We didn't work out. She wouldn't BBBJCIM but I would always DATY.
-So you weren't orally inclined?

No, we weren't orally aligned.

(Both laugh...)

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Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

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orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.

Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.

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no oral october

girls can’t give boys brain and boys can’t give girls head for the whole of october

boy 1 : that girl is a hoe
boy 2 : yea she’s failing no oral october

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