A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
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I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
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a penis. Used by people like me.
He pulled out his wankie.
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the name given to my bottom and vagina as a young child... can be used to describe the presence of the ass, vagina, and penis...UNIVERSAL*adding doodler to the end gives more of a manly feel*
Oh cropshakes!he fucked me in the wankie!
Stick your wankie in my wankie!
Let's rub wankies!
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My way of saying to wank with some one.
guy1-I'm gunna have a wankie with my gal 2night
guy2- ur lucky u even have a grl...I GT DUMPED WAAAAH
guy1-it's ok,i know a few girls who will have a wankie with anyone!
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A nice way to say "a wank".
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.
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Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.
Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"
Example 2:
Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"
Example 3:
Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do
hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
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