Dunny Oysters Rockafeller

lung mucose that contains actual lung tissue and often small sections of the liver and spleen. Expectorating this viscum is often a precursor to immanent death.

Toward the end Bob was gobbing up Dunny Oysters Rockafeller, talk about disgusting.

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paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

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shucking banannas on an oyster boat

Giving a dyke some dick.

"Yea dat nigga Percy was shucking banannas on an oyster boat yerd me"

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Low Tide Oyster Shack

The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.

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land oyster

a fart

Who stepped on a land oyster

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Blue Oyster Cult cult

Fan Base of the rock band Blue Oyster Cult.

BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"

BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.

BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?

BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."

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seaford oyster bay expressway 135

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

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