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When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.
Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name
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You should eat diced pineapples to make your pussy taste better.
eat some diced pineapples baby, yo punjabi taste like old filet o fish
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Clenching onto a male's balls and squezzing so hard they pop.
My girlfriend told me if I dumped her, that she would gove me "Squishy Pineapples".
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slang for "up the shitter"
"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"
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an insanely hilarious episode of the TV show how i met your mother in which Ted does 5 shots, gets super drunk and cant remember how he got home with a girl and a pineapple in his bed.
The Pineapple Incident is the funniest episode of How I Met Your Mother!
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Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.
Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!
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1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.
I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.
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