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(adj.) Meaning smack dab, right there, or in the middle of.
I threw the baseball and it landed ping pong into the center of the birthday cake!
or
Her mole is so ping pong on her face, there's no way she'll get a date!
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An acrobatic shagging partner from China
Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches
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The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."
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An otherwise normal game of ping pong, except that everytime one looses a rally, the individual must remove an item of clothing whether it be an entire sweater or a small sock.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.
Me: Ey you there! I say you there! Care to play a game of strip ping pong?
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.
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A term used by Adam Siska during his Gangsta Rappa statement, spectated to mean quick, fast, promiscuous sex.
"I get alot of ping pong pussy here and there."
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While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."
Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"
Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
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A girl who says many times that she doesn't like/love you but gets angry with you for talking with any other girl
Bro, I'm trying to bang this other girl but this ping pong girl keeps getting in the way.