cum pudding

a splooge of cum but comes out of your ass; like shit but in a liquid form.

Bijans took a cum pudding all over Ashtons face and they licked it up and said yum.

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white pudding

Cocaine, nose candy, yayo

"Im flippin that white pudding" (cam'ron)

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Vanilla Pudding

The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.

Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.

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ass pudding

Shit, pewp, caca, dookie, Feces.

Man, I need to hurry up and wipe this ass pudding off the toilet seat.

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Proof is in the pudding

Pudding has to “set up” before it’s pudding; before that it’s just a mixture of the ingredients which will eventually becomes pudding.

Similarly, one must allow a situation to develop before the reality and results of it can truly be seen. It’s not about “going through” something, because you can observe pudding as an outsider.

During my divorce several people sided with my ex, believing the lies he told them about me and us. But I chose to let time and silence be my defense, and eventually the proof is in the pudding.

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pud wrestler

a man who jacks off a lot

Don't shake hands with him. He's a pud wrestler!

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tapioca pudding

when you let out sperm in another's mouth or vagina

i gave her a tapioca pudding.

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