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When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.
Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.
Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
Actually , this is a various term of " Coke " from Coca Cola by example.
Look at these pigs , sparkling puke is spilling in their throw !
When the streets are full of piles of leaves and garbage and it gives the appearance of the street puking.
I didn't know the city was done picking up leaves, now it is pouring rain and there are Street pukes everywhere!
Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.